it's not a saying, it could be a joke...
Why does the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the possum/armadillo/frog/toad/snake it
could be done.
Why does a chicken coop have just two doors?
A: Because if a chicken coupe had four doors, it
would be a chicken sedan.
Have you watched the DVD yet?
A: It's made it as far as the top of my DVD player.
I will try to watch it with my wife this weekend (she loves chick
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: For some fowl reason!
Q: Sitting on top of a peaked roof a rooster lays an egg. Which way will the egg roll?
A: Neither way. Roosters don't lay eggs
Q: Why did the chickens gather by the road?
A: They heard some men were going to lay a sidewalk, and they wanted to see how it was done!
you have another chicken joke (no off
color jokes, please) email
it to us and we'll send you a bumper